Oh Gareth *lol* ♥
ETA: Unlocked for now, by all means link people here, just don't repost the vid esp to any forums or YouTube and do not hotlink.
ETA 2: Very rough transcript...
JM: Totaly Ianto would win
GDL: We just all get...(?)...there wouldn't be a fight. It would be like err can I have er two captains with a Ianto filling please.
GDL: Wouldn't it? Wouldn't it?
JM: Hopefully it won't come down to that.
If anyone can decipher what he says at the beginning let me know and I'll add it in.